cyanometer, c. 1789, an instrument that measures the blueness of a sky
The 1700s, more efficient with shitposting than Tumblr in 2012.
Are you shitting me
Cute Girl of the Day is Nicole Byer!
Moomoo Milk ice cream is always delicious 😋
Guys with beards are just guys without beards with beards
with my brain small, my meat huge, my pain endless, i tread onwards
📍state asks📍
Alabama - what’s your favorite color? Why?
Alaska - spring or fall?
Arizona - coffee or tea?
Arkansas - what’s a hidden talent you have?
California - favorite classic movie?
Colorado - have you ever played a sport?
Connecticut - what’s one thing that makes you happy?
Delaware - clothing style?
Florida - things you look for in a friend?
Georgia - best joke/pun?
Hawaii - are you a dog or cat person?
Idaho - books or movies?
Illinois - can you play an instrument?
Indiana - HAVE YOU SEEN STRANGER THINGS?
Iowa - favorite food?
Kansas - most underrated song/band you’re into?
Kentucky - do you like camping?
Louisiana - favorite type of flower?
Maine - last dream you had?
Maryland - do you have any siblings?
Massachusetts - what is one fictional character you’d identify yourself with?
Michigan - last show you watched?
Minnesota - something you’re passionate about
Mississippi - who is your celebrity crush?
Missouri - what’s an unpopular opinion you have?
Montana - do you have an accent?
Nebraska - do you like poetry?
Nevada - what was your favorite childhood show?
New Hampshire - early bird or night owl?
New Jersey - hot or cold showers?
New Mexico - favorite emoji?
New York - favorite aesthetic?
North Carolina - dream travel destination?
North Dakota - biggest pet peeve?
Ohio - what time do you usually wake up?
Oklahoma - favorite YouTuber?
Oregon - tell a funny story about yourself!
Pennsylvania - one thing you’re proud of about yourself :)
Rhode Island - can you/do you like to swim?
South Carolina - what’s one thing you wish you could do?
South Dakota - Mac or PC?
Tennessee - best pickup line ;)
Texas - what’s your zodiac sign?
Utah - biggest fear?
Vermont - a fictional world you wish you could live in?
Virginia - what’s the story behind your username?
Washington - what’s your catchphrase?
West Virginia - do you know of [insert band/show/song/etc…]
Wisconsin - do you have any nicknames?
Wyoming - rainbows or thunderstorms?
This is so fucking important.
Some of my posts were flagged because of my female presenting nipples, I assume… Some containing work injuries and some just my face. And yet my butt pics remain unscathed. Good work, tumblr lmao


